Ever wonder what it would be like to suddenly become human?
Or to try and save someone from a hit list? Learn how this cat does both in
When Mallory opens the cage at the animal rescue center I
trot out, right into her heart. She names me Thomas, a natural enough moniker
for a male cat. It is a pampered life until I enter the surreal world of
“feline noir” which twists my fondest dream into my worst nightmare after
switching bodies with my mistress’ boyfriend, Tom A. Katt.
My fondest dream? To have human interaction with Mallory,
not limited to purring and mewing.
My worst nightmare? Mallory is now on the hit list of a
killer…
The dilemma: To save her by learning to successfully
masquerade as a human. My knowledge of the human world is limited to
television, movies, and the books Mallory reads to me on rainy New Orleans
afternoons. And, how do you use those pesky opposable digits, anyway?
The horns of the dilemma: There’s always a chance we’ll switch
back, leaving Mallory in deadly peril.
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